stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

(via jess-cats)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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(Source: trust, via jess-cats)

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via fake-mermaid)

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(via komradical)

bromancing-the-stone:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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What a horrible way to die.

(Source: yunishinoya, via nick-thecage-cage)