are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
What a horrible way to die.