she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via geekyglaceon)

Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
Me: thank god


the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via fake-mermaid)


"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"


(Source: coordinatornarvin, via nick-thecage-cage)





do you think obama attends high school reuinions and is like “oh hey jimmy. remember when you would shove me into the lockers in the 10th grade? yeah well guess what. fuck you im the president”

my uncle went to elementary school with Obama and he told us that a bunch of kids did once lock him in a locker

the truth is out obama

Obama gonna kill those dudes with drones.

(Source: lieutenantbites, via doctorkirk)


My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

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